Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene – a flashback – “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”
There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Look-alike? I guess you put on the glasses and a jacket and that’s close enough …
It’s really not the porn company, since it’s just doing what porn companies do, but a lot of people on the left seem so intent on bringing this kind of silliness up for the lolz or whatever, and that’s rather demeaning.
I saw it as less of a joke on Palin, and more of what is amusing about the porn industry. The problems I have with Palin are not at all addressed by a goofy porn movie.
I have a difficult time considering Palin as a serious candidate, so I guess this is all that’s left for me. But I don’t see this in particular as any more demeaning to Palin than a pirate porn is demeaning to Johnny Depp.
And on the other hand, she is in some part successful exactly because of her attractiveness - so this is sort of a logical symptom of that.
Anyhow, I certainly didn’t mean to get in the way of serious political discussion. It was just an off-hand note, and I’d been too lazy to see that it had already been posted in the first place.
This is just about the level of satire that Sarah Palin is worth. I’d rather have this porn “actress” Lisa Ann for elected office than Sarah Palin – they’re about equally qualified, and least one can hope that Lisa Ann isn’t so bigoted, fundamentalist, or quick to abuse power.
I was wondering what took them so long! By judicious bribes here near the heart of Hollywood - and the usual indulgence in Corsair’s Big Book of Spurious Quotations - I have obtained some of the lines from the script:
“Give me your ballistic missile, General. I’ll make it stand up and salute!”
“I got your tunnel of love to nowhere right here, Mr. President”
“I’m sorry, Professor, but no ‘love gloves’ for me - I only mate to produce viable offspring!”
“So here we are alone, Senator Obama…is it twue what they say about you people?”
“It’s twue! It’s twue!”
“Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle, I didn’t think Jay Ward meant that when he wrote the lines about ‘mighty moose muscles’!”
