Nailin' Paylin

It’s really not the porn company, since it’s just doing what porn companies do, but a lot of people on the left seem so intent on bringing this kind of silliness up for the lolz or whatever, and that’s rather demeaning.

If someone does a porn movie featuring Joe Biden, that would also be fair game!

It’s lulz, for better or worse.

In the end I think the “tut-tutting” is worse than the “hardy-har-harring”.

I saw it as less of a joke on Palin, and more of what is amusing about the porn industry. The problems I have with Palin are not at all addressed by a goofy porn movie.

I have a difficult time considering Palin as a serious candidate, so I guess this is all that’s left for me. But I don’t see this in particular as any more demeaning to Palin than a pirate porn is demeaning to Johnny Depp.

And on the other hand, she is in some part successful exactly because of her attractiveness - so this is sort of a logical symptom of that.

Anyhow, I certainly didn’t mean to get in the way of serious political discussion. It was just an off-hand note, and I’d been too lazy to see that it had already been posted in the first place.

This is just about the level of satire that Sarah Palin is worth. I’d rather have this porn “actress” Lisa Ann for elected office than Sarah Palin – they’re about equally qualified, and least one can hope that Lisa Ann isn’t so bigoted, fundamentalist, or quick to abuse power.

I was wondering what took them so long! By judicious bribes here near the heart of Hollywood - and the usual indulgence in Corsair’s Big Book of Spurious Quotations - I have obtained some of the lines from the script:

“Give me your ballistic missile, General. I’ll make it stand up and salute!”

“I got your tunnel of love to nowhere right here, Mr. President”

“I’m sorry, Professor, but no ‘love gloves’ for me - I only mate to produce viable offspring!”

“So here we are alone, Senator Obama…is it twue what they say about you people?”

“It’s twue! It’s twue!”

“Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle, I didn’t think Jay Ward meant that when he wrote the lines about ‘mighty moose muscles’!”

There’s a short preview on YT with a commentary from The Young Turks if you’re interested.

It’s no Sarah Palin love doll.


You’re just bitter they canned Nailin’ Hallin in favour of this, admit it.

Not Ballin’ Hallin?

The script is comedy gold!

They are making another one, with an appearance from “Obama.” Talk about reaching across the aisle.

I think they showed a clip on Colbert.

She didn’t even do the accent …

‘No thanks, we’re already pretty drunk.’

Wow, intentionally, even … Obviously someone had a lot of fun with it.


“You betcha”

This can’t be the real thing.

Porn would never stoop to such levels!

They actually write scripts for porn movies?

Wonder if instead of Joe the Plumber it’ll be Lisa the Porn Star.

Hey, wait a tic.

Nailin’ Paylin meets Joe the plumber.

"Hey baby. I’m here to clean your “pipes”.

“Oh, I bet you sure are, gosh darn it.”

There’s so many words - don’t they mostly just say, ‘I understand your television is broken’ and then strip down?