I was wondering what took them so long! By judicious bribes here near the heart of Hollywood - and the usual indulgence in Corsair’s Big Book of Spurious Quotations - I have obtained some of the lines from the script:
“Give me your ballistic missile, General. I’ll make it stand up and salute!”
“I got your tunnel of love to nowhere right here, Mr. President”
“I’m sorry, Professor, but no ‘love gloves’ for me - I only mate to produce viable offspring!”
“So here we are alone, Senator Obama…is it twue what they say about you people?”
“It’s twue! It’s twue!”
“Hokey Smokes, Bullwinkle, I didn’t think Jay Ward meant that when he wrote the lines about ‘mighty moose muscles’!”