Took all of one google search to figure that out.
Dude, I wrote the original FAQ for alt.sex.bondage. So, yes, I actually am.
Yes, they’re legal, but that doesn’t mean I want my kids seeing it on my computer. It’s my private stash, yo.
This is also why I stopped posting under my own name over ten years ago. Of course, Google then went and fucked me for all time. Someday my kids will track down my sordid past (by the brilliant tactic of searching on my name), turning up all 30,000 hits on me, the latter 50% of which date back to that ill-advised non-pseudonymous decade.
The only upside is this will be the best excuse EVER for the “This is why nicknames are your friend on the Internet” conversation.
well yeah…
This happens a helluva lot more than people realize. My mom was a prosecutor for the government who went after scientists for just this sort of behaviour. It was insane how many schmoes she caught, and she was only in charge of the Midwest. Most of this stuff comes to light because the guy is retarded enough to include something in an attachment to a co-worker. Made for good dinner time stories, though!
Erik J.
Wow, no nickname for…way too long for anyone’s safety? That’s just the sort
of thing I run private forums for. Perverts/deviants/closet clowns/whatever
really should protect themselves!
Well, yeah, I googled the acronyms. What’s your point?
Remember this sentiment when THEY have porn they don’t want YOU to see.
Once upon a time (e.g. before 1995), only total nerds knew about Usenet, and you could make the argument that “if you were in there, then obviously you were innnnterested, werrrren’t you?” Then Google blew the doors off it when they uploaded all of Usenet and hooked it to the front page of their site. I definitely didn’t see that coming.
Plus at the time I was acting from youthfully idealistic naivete, feeling like I was carrying the torch for unashamed pervery.
I admire my younger self’s ideals, even though I now wish I’d been a bit more considerate of my older self’s situation vis-a-vis my children. Fortunately I am a programmer and I live on the west coast and by and large I’ve never experienced any particular downside to my pervy Google history. Once there was a recruiter who apparently had some choice words about me, but the net impact on my overall career has been precisely zero, and I’m hoping that by the time my kids are teenagers it’ll all be so last-millennium that no one will particularly care.
At my last job I processed electronic evidence dealing with large companies.
You’d likely be stunned at the amount of hardcore porn not only stored on disk, but emailed back and forth between guys who make 100K+ a year.
It’s also where I, after managing to avoid both during my years and years on the net, was witness to bestiality and German shit fetish videos. I’ve seen it. I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
I will. Believe me, I will. Intra-family privacy FTW. Just as long as it’s not illegal.
Which can only be established with periodic raids.
I’ll just get them an internship at NASA.
In the future, perversion will be an extra-credit subject in highschool, and fashion will be retro-squeaky.
The brain is smart. But it doesn’t always dictate how a person will act. Often, it becomes subservient to the other sensory faculties of the human body.
Excellent work, Kreskin.
Were just talking names right? Unless you have something completely unique like Pervy McFapsalot just claim it was one of the other 9 million RepoMans on the planet.
So I did a Google search for “pervy mcfapsalot” and got no results, but Google helpfully suggested trying “pervy mccrapsalot”. Also no results.
Unfortunately my real name is, in fact, as far as I can tell, unique on the Internet. God bless those Danish Germans.
Join the club.
Dude, the alternative is to, you know, not post about your porno proclivities under your real name. What is it about the Internet that encourages such embarrassing candor?
-ThaiLadyBoyFan61 -- err, I mean, Tom