When I was a kid it took me three hours to mow our lawn. 2 acres of grass.
Man, I’m glad I don’t have to do that anymore. Weed wacker to the rescue (of my tiny backyard)!
When I was a kid it took me three hours to mow our lawn. 2 acres of grass.
Man, I’m glad I don’t have to do that anymore. Weed wacker to the rescue (of my tiny backyard)!
The irony here is that I actually dislike where we live because it’s too crowded.
I’m moving to someplace with at least 5 acres to mow as soon as possible…unfortunately probably not for another year or two.
:P
5 acres? Trust me, Spoofy . . .
Do you think I could get her to help me mow?
As I recall, her nipples could probably cut a good swath.
H.
I’m with Tom on this one, I can’t decide if that is an awesome display of ingenuity or a sad commentary on the state of America, so I’m go to go with the middle ground and simply say : “Nice looking lawn, dude.” ;-)
Ideally, you want to mow over play structures before they get that big. Now you’ll have to use the chainsaw.
That’s what makes it awesome.
As someone with a lawn of a similar size to yours, may I just say “well played sir, well played”.
SpoofyChop++ ;
Girl comes up to the bar and sits next to a dude with a wedding band on his finger. In a sultry voice the girl says, “For a $100 I’ll do anything you want.”
Guy immediately peels off $100 and says, “Go paint my house.”
Girl comes into the bar, slips up next to a guy wearing a wedding band and says, “For $100 I’ll do anything you want.”
Guy peels off $100 and says, “Here. Paint my house!”