Necessity is the mower of invention

When I was a kid it took me three hours to mow our lawn. 2 acres of grass.

Man, I’m glad I don’t have to do that anymore. Weed wacker to the rescue (of my tiny backyard)!

The irony here is that I actually dislike where we live because it’s too crowded.
I’m moving to someplace with at least 5 acres to mow as soon as possible…unfortunately probably not for another year or two.

:P

5 acres? Trust me, Spoofy . . .

Do you think I could get her to help me mow?

As I recall, her nipples could probably cut a good swath.

H.

I’m with Tom on this one, I can’t decide if that is an awesome display of ingenuity or a sad commentary on the state of America, so I’m go to go with the middle ground and simply say : “Nice looking lawn, dude.” ;-)

Ideally, you want to mow over play structures before they get that big. Now you’ll have to use the chainsaw.

That’s what makes it awesome.

As someone with a lawn of a similar size to yours, may I just say “well played sir, well played”.

SpoofyChop++ ;

Girl comes up to the bar and sits next to a dude with a wedding band on his finger. In a sultry voice the girl says, “For a $100 I’ll do anything you want.”

Guy immediately peels off $100 and says, “Go paint my house.”

Girl comes into the bar, slips up next to a guy wearing a wedding band and says, “For $100 I’ll do anything you want.”

Guy peels off $100 and says, “Here. Paint my house!”