KOONTZ

That bit in The Simpsons where JFK says ā€œIch bin ein Berlinerā€ā€¦

Does anyone else play the guessing game where you check out the forum after a little bit and see a thread with a huge amount of activity, then try to guess what happened or who is arguing with each other?

Come for the arguments, stay for the gifs and dinosaurs!

Playingwithknives pretty much hit the nail on the head. Every post is strewn with koontzian ā€œAs the forum’s deepest thinker, by farā€ brain-damaged mental illness.

Yup, I’ve not seen word salad like that for ages, and it reminded me of Koontz. I then couldn’t find the Koontz timecube gif so made a new one. Ah the lengths I’ll go to for memes.

OK first and foremost your sentence structure and vocabulary has morphed drastically since you started posting. English appears to be your first language as you were faking things in your first few posts, you’re most likely an American, and this mayyyy be a stretch - but also an Incel.

No this isn’t Bill Dungrosam as he has way more class than this on his worst, most angriest day of his life.

So what happens to ā€œthose alt-right peopleā€ if we manage to restore a real democracy with compassion, empathy, and forego greed and selfishness as the only driving component of the American government and business? If they don’t want to change I hope they’re forced to swap places with the poorest of the poor who live in destitute poverty like so many minorities and the sick in this country. The elderly in Detroit who had their water and electricity turned off and live in crisis. Those who have been abandoned by their state governments in Mississippi and Alabama. ie. they can live here instead of their middle class suburbs:

The innocent, the good, the virtuous, the disadvantaged have been forced into awful living (if you can call it that) circumstances just so Trump and his buddies can make a few extra bucks skipping out on taxes. Homelessness continues to go up, while wealthy conglomerates buy out homes (they just bought out every affordable home in one city in Arizona leaving non left for middle class working people).

How many of those kaki, tiki-torch laden idiots were homeless, hungry, without a cent to their name? NONE.

So @preciousgollum1 - be a man and tell us who you really are and where you really live. Or will you continue to cower behind deception and anonymity?

I pegged him as Swedish based on his insufferable smugness.

Does this mean I’ll turn him Swedish if he’s not, though?

All the Swedes I know are wonderful people, so not been exposed to this branch of Swedishism. I don’t know that many Swedes with such knowledge of N/C/S American history plus American television as well. Though who am I kidding, most of Americans don’t know a thing about this hemisphere’s history either.

Forgot to respond to this:

So ā€œwe Catholicsā€ viewed him as an awful Pope who did the minimum to deal with the churches many problems. When I think of him, the one good thing he did was retire early, handing off the reigns to someone else. I’m just so very thankful Pope Francis was elected to get this church heading back to being something that is good for humanity. The amount of corruption in high level places and the support of awful Bishops and Priests who buried abuse or were using their positions to support hate was infuriating under Benedict.

So I view Benedict as someone who did not reform entirely because he kept some of his hateful ideologies, and was not following the words of Jesus.

Super nice people, for sure. But when you get talking some will happily let you know that Swedes are for sure the best type of people and Sweden is for sure the best country in the world. And that Americans are all just fat jerks.

Anyway, it was just my guess.

Statistically they ain’t exactly wrong…

ā€œCurrent left culture operates on the assumption the cost of a false negative is very high and that the cost of false positives is very low. It doesn’t take a social scientist to predict what will happen: you will be very effective in making sure no Nazis are hiding in your groups, but you will also ensure that many good people are pushed out.ā€

Misogyny and neo-fascism ahoy! Deploy otters!

Hey, that poor guy went to the trouble of writing a rambling nonsense piece.

The least you can do is… Nothing. Not even bothering to read past the summary included in the link.

Let me help you.

Professor Murphy is insistent that:

  1. Feminism breeds toxic masculinity, and if we really wanted to get rid of the latter, all those uppity wimmens would just let men shit in their girlfriend’s mouths every so often.

  2. The alt right is actually a product of the left. Or something.

It’s all a bunch of fedora-wearing sub-Koontzian nonsense; it’s the kind of dribble a dull-witted misogynist neo-fascist would consider to be deep.

Oh also. Otters!