Hence the war on Wednesday! Our liberal demands are simple: a taco truck on every corner, mandatory gay weddings in every Church and gun store, 100% taxation rate for incomes above $1m, and Alex Jones imprisoned for crimes against the supplement industry.
And affordable health care.
Why stop at 100%, comrade? Are you some kind of secret capitalist? Iād hate to have to report you.
Youāre a real shoot for the moon type, arenāt you? At least my demands were reasonable.
Donāt forget that āincomeā is reclassified to include all capital assets a person possesses, except for the state-allowed 1/3 car per adult resident of a home (oh, polyamory is also mandatory, as a concession to our new Mormon allies).
Iām thinking a high security mental institution. Forever.
Is this the part where the GOP shows up and asks why everyone canāt be civil but at the same time political correctness is oh so bad.
I donāt know how you be civil with a someone in the media who just makes things up like this to encourage conflict and violence.
Itās a bit odd to make a prediction that will be proven false in a couple of days. He should have picked a date further out.
False? What are you talking about? Didnāt you hear the booms echoing across the landscape on July 4th? That was the brave and noble ICE agents beating back the secret Democrat Army.
of course they were easy to beat, because Democrats wonāt use guns.
Shit, seriously? Is there a mass email I missed?
Better clean out great-great-grampappyās musket.
The āgoodā news is that maybe itās harder for some nutfuck to plan and execute a mass shooting in 48 hours. Maybe.
This asshole still may get people killed.
Will that get me out of going to the Alameida County Fair all day on July 4th? Because Iāll do anything to get out of that.
This might turn into the next End of the World prediction. July 4th rolls around, guys, waitā¦ theyāve moved it, and then you just keep pushing it out but be on your toes, just in case.
The only civil war I plan to take part in is the one in Klingon Academy. Qaplaā!
Obviously when nothing happens, itās because Alex foiled their plot and so many of his listeners were prepared.
Does Alex Jones actually believe this stuff or is he just a con man?
All signs point to him believing all of it.
Wait, I thought he was just acting?
Yup, heās a crisis actor.
I donāt know if Iām mentally equipped to deal with the level of stupid in this country right now.
I mean, I know morons like this have been around forever. Itās just that they used to be the fringe and not, yāknow, running the country and stuff.