He looks like a dwarf that is regretting his decisions in life. Kind of a Harrim type character.

I thought we sent those guys down to Venezuela?

He was sighted in the WWF in 1987

Well organized militia.

He ended up a prison guard (ironically the kayfabe job of his old tag partner) so he might fit right in.

kayfabe… covfefe… same grift

Too many good quotes to post just one. Read it.

Eating fish and chips dry to own the impure.

Dry, tasteless food seems perfectly fitting for racists.

Someone should tell him who first brewed beer.

He probably thinks it’s Germans and he would be so so far off.

If he’s serious, he can’t even eat that since potatoes originate in the Americas.

Imagine being so racist that you wouldn’t eat Chinese, Mexican, Japanese, Ethiopian, Thai, Indian…

The best accepted origin for ketchup traces back to Roman garum, so, as is so often the case, he’s not even right about the bits he’s being racist about.

The article that quote is excerpted from is pretty good. I was afraid it was trying to drum up sympathy for her, but it never does. It has some expected nuggets in there about how she first learned that, actually, white people are the oppressed ones:

Naturally, she’s doing just fine:

I thought tomatoes also originated in the Americas. Now I must head to wikipedia.

I believe you are right, if I recall in Peru/ Chile.

Apparently tomato wasn’t always a primary ingredient in ketchup, which is why many bottles say ‘tomato ketchup’ implying there are other kinds.

I know this from reading some random thing on Teh Internetz so take it with the requisite dollop of garum.

The potato originated in Peru.

There are a vast number of potato varieties, but only one comes from North America. The couch potato.

(I took a trek through the Andes some years ago and this was the guide’s favorite joke)

Ketchup is a Chinese word. So maybe tomato paste or tomato sauce is ok but the same product called Ketchup would be a no-no.