Neuroshima Hex - Qt3 league

clyve · 2014-02-20T10:13:11.000Z

Sending out funzie matches, and I’m going to mass invite. First to accept gets to play.

I should also mention that winning these mass funzie matches earn you ‘fun-monies’ which are accepted at participating stores world-wide. Hurray!

jaygittings · 2014-02-20T10:28:47.000Z

Wow, clyve. Those are quite good. And funny. Because Dave.

clyve · 2014-02-20T10:39:10.000Z

Hey thanks. I hoped it would spur him into action… Nope.

Maybe I’ll make tiny Dave turn to the drink to deal with the stress. Ooo or maybe food…

clyve · 2014-02-20T13:48:05.000Z

EPIC ENDING!!!

My heckling and cartoons have failed me. My wife told me I smell like shame. CURSE YOU DAVE!!!

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-20T13:54:10.000Z

Should we tell everyone about how we were like OMG TIE and then the game was all FINAL BATTLE after the BATTLE and we were like OMFG RULES LOL?

clyve · 2014-02-20T14:02:32.000Z

No it will make us look dumb

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-20T15:25:35.000Z

Oops true okay we both played great with our wits entirely about us!

clyve · 2014-02-21T06:56:09.000Z

R5 - clyve (smart) defeats annie (heg) I got lucky with nets and was able to pin her in one spot and open fire big time. The end was closer than I thought it would be… I left myself open when launching my attacks and I took some hits because of it… Fun game peeps :)

clyve · 2014-02-21T12:57:33.000Z

RESULTS FOR MASS FUNZIE 3 ARE IN:

clyve wins 1 funmoney. Dannimal tried hard to get that prize but succumbed to the the Steel Police’s verdict.

prolix · 2014-02-21T17:40:43.000Z

prolix (moloch) over dave (steel police). Silly game.

PAL_1 · 2014-02-21T21:17:21.000Z

MP4: PaL (Smart) over Jay (DM)

Sorry Jay, that wasn’t much fun. Too one sided.

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-22T06:22:15.000Z

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I wish I could rematch you, prolix, as Steel v. Moloch. I don’t know what I could have done differently, and your fortress was difficult to get into! Want a funzie? If so, fire it up!

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-22T06:25:14.000Z

Actually, I think we can, if you’re willing, prolix! We could play the same matchup for Round 5. You still have to challenge me, I believe. So does Annie!

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-22T18:49:58.000Z

AT > PAL_1 in MP4 as Steel Police > Smart. Judge swarm!

jaygittings · 2014-02-22T19:22:43.000Z

PAL_1:

MP4: PaL (Smart) over Jay (DM)

Sorry Jay, that wasn’t much fun. Too one sided.

It’s ok. You got a great early draw and I didn’t get battle tile or units until way too late. That is just the way NH plays out sometimes.

ankamela · 2014-02-23T20:59:40.000Z

MP4: annie peeps (rats) over owac1st (smart)
finally got to play with my sucker hole! :D
good interesting game!

Dave_Perkins · 2014-02-24T04:01:05.000Z

I just tried three times to respond to that, and failed.

clyve · 2014-02-24T04:31:46.000Z

RESULTS FOR MASS FUNZIE 2 ARE IN:

Soondifferent wins 1 funmoney!! Well done! Me and my jungle had control of the board but it couldn’t sneak in the last couple damage to beat soon and his rats. Maybe it would have been different if prolix and I worked together, but it’s hard to have a lucky jungle-run and not piss everyone off :(

clyve · 2014-02-24T07:06:31.000Z

I’m feeling boisterous this morning. I’m going to rev up te league this month by offering 1 funmoney to anyone who can beat me in the Round 6. Let’s make this the craziest round yet! Hype! Hype!!

Vesper · 2014-02-24T07:52:32.000Z

jay: Our game is borked. The app crashes as soon as I try to go into it. Should we just start over? We weren’t many turns in and it was pretty even (Dancer(me) vs Rats(you).