THE DAVE AND CLYVE EPIC UPDATE:

I know, I know. You guys are all probably on the edge of your seat waiting to see how Dave and I are doing in our quest to play every possible combination of armies. Well guess what? Today is your lucky day!

Dave has began to lag behind a bit, but there is still hope! He just has to believe in himself and keep practicing. He’s going to get the hang of it, I know it. Thumbs up everybody!

Real name alert!

Doesn’t Game Center give all that away anyways? I don’t get to see what it says to all youz guyz

You should totally hide your real name, clyve. I keep a strict policy of anonymity.

Jay’s real name is Gay Jittings.

Now he’ll have to relocate and adopt a new identity. Nice job, Evad Sinkrep.

Curses!

Curse you Dave! You, and every middle school kid I dealt with 25 years ago, have discovered my secret identity.

Now I will have to find some ice cold confection and use it as cover as I relocate my family.

As soon as I swapped the letters, I had flashbacks of third grade myself!

Hahahaha You nuts are a riot. For real. Signed, Mr. PAL.

MP4: PAL’s Smart over Prolix’s NY, 17-8 Seems the only way I can win this round is with a stacked deck. It was kinda lame of me to wait out the clock.

Re: Mass Funzie #7. Clyve, I think you owe Soon lots of funmonies to salve his pain and suffering. Soon, what did you expect when you made yourself the monkey in the middle (speaking of elementary school)? The equidistant triangle of doom is a much safer (and sane) play. Whoever you cozied up to was going to take offense. That’s right Clyve, I’m calling you a defaulter (though not by your own choice).

You only get funmoney if you win.

He’s right though. You guys are nuts <3

MP4: prolix (NY) squeaks by Scotty (Borgo) by one

Hey guys I’m interested in getting some games of Nhex going. What format are you all playing at the moment?

The 2014 Post of the Year goes to Dr. Pave Derkins!

I play any formats all the time even when you ask me to stop I keep inviting you. WELCOME BACK A.o.D!!

Sent a welcome back game invite to A.o.D. AND WHATS THIS?! MASS FUNZIE 8???

ermehgerd living legend AoD! Melting Pot 4 will end soon and we will start anew! Also, send me a challenge.

Dave refuses to play in my Mass Funzies AND makes returning players send HIM invites. What the heck.

Didn’t want to seem like I was groveling.

Well I’m going to keep inviting you to funzies. You’ll accept one day!

Having an avatar really emphasizes how many posted I make in quick succession :/