2801

ME ME ME! I want to play another mass Funzie!

2802

Thanks for the games guys. What’s the story with melting pot?

2803

Everyone picks a team and plays everyone once.

2804

I’ll start #9 soon then. DAVE GET READY

Edit: both Dave and PAL missed it :/

2805

Just invite us silly. Or are you teasing? That’s not nice. I’d wink but you might take it the wrong way.

2806

I did! I invited 10, I always include Dave (wasted invites but he’s worth it), and an assortment of other people. I figured you would have been one of the first to accept but both opk and scottyboie beat you!

I’ll set up Mass Funzie #10 once some of these other ones wrap up. Keep an eye peeled; These games are so hot they get filled faster than a [insert favorite dirty joke here].

2807

…faster than a butt fills with farts!

2808

:( that’s the last time I leave it up to you guys.

2809

Invite for Mp4 sotnik (heg) vs jay (ddm)

Tough one ;)

2810

Mass Funzie #5 update!

Allow me to paint a picture. I am up in the upper left where I normally like to relax; bolts need tightening, firmwares re-flashed and what-have-you. Way, way off in the distance I watch opk’s marines start waging guerrilla warfare on Jay and his mutant horde. I’m all like ‘Oh heck no! I’m not getting involved in this malarkey!’ and I reassign some units to watch the outskirts of this tranquil little outcrop. Suddenly, they BOTH redirect their assaults and start smashing up all my gaurd buddies (who were hurting nobody (I even pointed them inward so I wouldn’t provoke them)) and I’m left standing on a ridge, all guns pointing at me. All the peace and joy in my coldest of metal hearts, smashed.

2811

^With a chin as provocative as yours, who could blame them?

2812

It can be pretty intimidating, I know :P

2813

Oh snap! Just got my first commissioned role as an NH commentator!

2814

Soon, that was a mutual MP4 beat down. Overtime!

2815

Scottyboie (Borgo) > Soondifferent (Moloch)
Scott’s mutants were afraid. They were afraid because they had rebelled against their creators in a fight for freedom, and Moloch’s resistance to their campaign was stronger than they had ever anticipated. So much firepower, and those never-tiring robot eyes… What were they thinking? Despair began to roll through their ranks like a plague, and no matter how fast they were it was no use. With moral plummeting, it took a moment for them to notice it… A net that would have been useless to stop the machines began to get pulled into Moloch’s gears and it ground to a halt! Quickly they threw another net into the mechanical abomination! Vigor renewed, the pounced, completely surrounding the moloch base. Moloch, sensing that the end approaching tried desperately to call for an airstrike but nothing came! Borgo crashed in waves so powerful that moloch was pulverized, scattered across the battlefield in unrecognizable piles.

-Above is a written by none other than our very own Clyve!

2816

Wow…that did not look that long on my iphone!

2817

Thanks for the funmoney Scott! Let me know when you need another story so drenched with flavor it almost makes you throw up and I’m in!

2818

I feel like clyve will tell it better than I could. But here goes…the rats were victorious over the police in a game where the my ratties took an early lead and managed to hold off the judges and nets to win the game 11 to 7.

2819

You got those hits in early and I couldn’t catch up! Very fun match A.o.D. Looking forward to more :D

2820

RESULTS FOR MASS FUNZIE 5 ARE IN:

Opk wins the funmoney!! For those paying attention, this was the match that Jay and opk started waging war while I hung back. They both turned on me, smashed my defenses and left me borked on the battlefield. Jay had the chance to knock a few more points off opk and maybe steal the win, but decided to help make the final battle really hurt ( me. It only hurt me).