Neuroshima Hex - Qt3 league

PAL_1 · 2014-07-31T19:54:41.000Z

PAL_1:

Apologies to any who’ve sent me unrequited challenges. I’ve been in crazy business travel mode. I’ll challenge you, and you, and you (!) over the weekend.

Oh shoot, I lied. Sorry all, I better slink shamefully away to sit out the rest of this Melting Pot. Back to back to back business trips put a crimp in my downtime. One more to go. Catch you for the next one.

clyve · 2014-07-31T21:11:01.000Z

Slink back! We’ll be waiting :D

soondifferent · 2014-08-01T14:53:05.000Z

soonanother over annie for R10. GG!

clyve · 2014-08-04T04:57:33.000Z

mp - clyve (outpost) > soon (Vegas)

Standard Vegas affair…

mp - clyve (outpost) > Vesper (smart)

This one I got lucky ;)

Dave_Perkins · 2014-08-04T05:25:50.000Z

soondifferent:

soonanother over annie for R10. GG!

The epic tournament that started last November has its finalists, Clyve and soondifferent! One of you roll up a random matchup, and each person has a mulligan.

Vesper · 2014-08-04T23:21:13.000Z

MP: Vesper > AT. Close game!

clyve · 2014-08-05T05:37:07.000Z

I rolled 94 - clyve as Steel Police VS soondifferent as New York

Challenge sent. Let’s end this.

soondifferent · 2014-08-05T11:08:44.000Z

clyve:

I rolled 94 - clyve as Steel Police VS soondifferent as New York

Challenge sent. Let’s end this.

Now that this match is SERIOUS BUSINESS I’m toying with my mulligan like a nervous poker player with his chips. Are we doing the we play one match, then playing the mirror match and take the difference in scores?

Dave_Perkins · 2014-08-05T11:13:13.000Z

Cool idea! Clyve?

clyve · 2014-08-05T12:03:04.000Z

Ok! Sounds like an interesting way FOR ME TO DOMINATE

clyve · 2014-08-05T12:42:35.000Z

Is my trash-talk working? Did I do it right?

Vesper · 2014-08-05T13:06:13.000Z

You were short the requisite 3 racial/gender/sexuality slurs.

Dave_Perkins · 2014-08-05T13:22:43.000Z

I suggest: Mesopotamians, cuckolds, eunuchs

jaygittings · 2014-08-05T14:29:07.000Z

MP8 results:

jay > Dan in the rematch. I got to hide my rocket launcher behind enemy lines to great effect.

jay > Vesper Classic NY vs Smart match where Smart danced around the board. I managed to get a one point advantage and turtled to victory.

My game with Scotty went poof, presumably because he is to busy to play.

Annie and Scotty, I’m up for a match just send the invite.

Scottyboie · 2014-08-05T15:46:04.000Z

Jay and annie had me beat so ill take the loss :)

Dave_Perkins · 2014-08-05T17:41:47.000Z

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Scottyboie · 2014-08-06T05:09:39.000Z

Also, Scottyboie>Dannimal It was a good game for steel police!

clyve · 2014-08-06T06:13:12.000Z

Dear soondifferent,

You are a Mesapotamian Eunich. It’s no wonder why you play the cuckold in your current relationship.

I will win the finals match because of the information above.

Best regards,

clyve

clyve · 2014-08-06T06:13:48.000Z

Got it! Thanks guys

soondifferent · 2014-08-06T08:09:27.000Z

clyve:

Dear soondifferent,

You are a Mesapotamian Eunich. It’s no wonder why you play the cuckold in your current relationship.

I will win the finals match because of the information above.

Best regards,

clyve

Dear Clyve,

You are a Borgos Net Fighter when it’s the final turn, board is full and you’re stuck in the corner facing your own unit. It is no wonder you get left out in the botched Nightshade/Crusher threesome. I’m having fun, you tell yourself, no you are not. The universe hates you and that is why the rocket launcher will be your very last tile.

Warm thoughts,

soondifferent