New Doom movie?


#21

Whatever I’ll watch this.

Exactly. Don’t shy away from it. There’s a fucking portal to Hell on Mars. There’s never been a better premise than this.

Let’s just get Arnold out of retirement, digitally de-age him like in Captain Marvel, and let him be Doom Guy. The perfect movie.


#22

Dolph Lundgren, please


#23

Just to keep downgrading


#24

Or if we’re really getting obscure, Jeff Speakman


#25

Needs more Bruce Willis! He’s not too busy these days.

“Come out to Mars! We’ll get together, have a few laughs!”


#26

I got it, Expendables 4 is on Mars. There’s a portal to Hell there. Jason Statham finds a chainsaw, picks it up and considers it… before dropping it to kill 15 imps with a throwing knife while Terry Crews blasts Pinkies with his AA-12.


#27

You can’t post stuff like that.
How am I going to sleep now with all these hot images in my mind?


#28

You know how… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)