New Doom movie?


Whatever I’ll watch this.

Exactly. Don’t shy away from it. There’s a fucking portal to Hell on Mars. There’s never been a better premise than this.

Let’s just get Arnold out of retirement, digitally de-age him like in Captain Marvel, and let him be Doom Guy. The perfect movie.


Dolph Lundgren, please


Just to keep downgrading


Or if we’re really getting obscure, Jeff Speakman


Needs more Bruce Willis! He’s not too busy these days.

“Come out to Mars! We’ll get together, have a few laughs!”


I got it, Expendables 4 is on Mars. There’s a portal to Hell there. Jason Statham finds a chainsaw, picks it up and considers it… before dropping it to kill 15 imps with a throwing knife while Terry Crews blasts Pinkies with his AA-12.


You can’t post stuff like that.
How am I going to sleep now with all these hot images in my mind?


You know how… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)