New Magazine: Massive

I dunno, nothing makes for hilarity like a good ol’ Roman War Helmet.

Rent the DVD of The Arisocrats and all will be explained. Pretty funny movie, too.

Here’s hoping, I very much resent all of the column inches given to the MMO games in PC mags. Maybe that’s why I only subscribe to one.

While I can barely resist at the mere thought of it, I was hoping for a Dirty Sanchez, my personal oldschool favorite.

As for CGM, I’m a total fanboi, I admit and revel in it.

And blurping. Don’t forget blurping.

What happened to the good old days of donkey punches and the occasional walrus?

teabagging

another CGW forte, I guess, musta missed those issues back in the swinging 90s

felching?

Munging.

anyone remember the big thick mmorpg quarterly that came out? didn’t survive issue 2. they dedicated space to …patch notes.

(this was in 2002)

Ask Kirstie Alley, guess her and her husband(ex?) used to engage in this.

Donkey punches are out, they have been replaced by the Tony Danza.

From this:

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina

Seems like two very different things to share a definition.

Okay, you guys have had your fun. I think we’re done here.