Newspeak Has No Word For Irony

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, an architect of America’s heavily criticized prisoner of war policy, met Tuesday with Iraq’s deputy prime minister during a visit he said was to promote “the rule of law.”

Feel me doublenonplussed.

Indeed. Let’s go drink some Victory Gin and strangle a Prole.

This is doubleplusungood crimethink. Count me out.

Glenn, I feel Mr. Ownlife duckspeaks threats.

Ignore the unperson. Soon he will neverbeen.