2647

Super. How many wins does that translate to for the Browns?

2648

So I literally heard someone say “send the Browns to the Super Bowl” the other day in reference to “private, quality time”.

2649

That’s fantastic.

2650

So it looks like the Saints were possibly part of the Catholic Church’s cover-up of sexual abuse.

2651

Surely not such an straight-and-narrow, exceptional organization like the Saints*!

2652

They are really taking their pseudo-religious name a bit too seriously…

2653

It’s ok, the owners are absolved of any sins every time Brees throws a Hail Mary.

2654
2655

Cry me a Rivers.

2656

Sammy Watkins is a good NFL receiver. But he might have just a smidge too high an opinion of his importance.

I might want to go somewhere else and create another Super Bowl team. So it’s just all about how I’m feeling.

2657

Lol. Sammy should probably talk to his agent. This aint college, Sammy. Sitting out means probably not getting a job after. Know your role, dude.

2658

Hey all,

We’re running a Super Bowl contest at work: $250 Amazon Gift card delivered electronically to the winner.

To participate, you do have to give us an email address up front so we can notify you that you’ve won and deliver your prize. If you want to participate, use an email address you use for spam: a legit address you can check, but not an address you care about (REALLY don’t use your personal or work email by any means!)

2659

Quick note, experts is misspelled in the article.

Which for football is appropriate, since expert football players probably can’t spell any more due to the hits to the head.

2660

So the Raiders are rumored to be interested in signing Brady. One thing’s for sure – New England won’t get him back cheap.

2661

Well that was a big stop for only a FG by the Chiefs. Looked like a sure TD as the 9ers were getting yards at will.

2662

So close to not having a drive at all with that muff on the punt return. Hoping KC comes out strong here.

2663

Jesus, can we NOT do the QB rush at the goal line anymore? Am I the only one that remembers how Mahomes got hurt this season??

2664

Mahomes is going to become the new scourge of the AFC, as Brady FINALLY retires. I hate it.

2665

First two series looked all SF. Chiefs go three and out and Mahomes is pressured into bad throws on both pass plays, and Niners march down the field and use up the clock.

Since then all Chiefs.

My guess is the Chiefs are going to scheme to make Garrapolo beat them with his arm instead of the Niners beating them with the run. That pick Garrapolo threw was a really poor decision, too. I wonder if that has shaken his confidence?

2666

When the Niners use motion, they’re leaving KC utterly befuddled on defense.