If we only need one play per drive on defense today we might survive

That is not good blocking. Holy hell

Motherfucking happy feet.

Bad Kirk. Telling you, we’re fucked

Fucking 13-10 Packers at halftime, calling it now

That one is probably on the center for the protection call.

It’s certainly on the Vikings and Kirk for being fucking terrible and shitting the bed every time anything matters ever

What in the actual fuck

Oh wow, Cousins had a for sure TD if Diggs could throw better. That was crazy.

I want some butts!

I’m down 5 in my championship. I’m starting Boone and Adams and have this dread feeling something will go wrong and I’ll lose. That Adams fumble didn’t help.

Especially Monday night. He’s 0-8.

Oh come on! Dropped in the endzone.

Was thrown behind the WR. Adams about the only packer playing worth a shot aside from the OL on offense, can’t really blame him.

Yes, poor throw by Rodgers. That whole drive all he did was throw to the left sideline.

Halftime!

a) Cousins fucking sucks tonight. One good pass, the only TD in the game. Legitimately good pass. Well done. Everything else has been shit.

b) Rodgers only kinda sucks, not that the announcers can dislodge his glans from their esophagi. Inaccurate as shit. 2012 or whatever Rodgers is up 21-7 at half here.

c) Vikings defense is more or less what they’ve been all year. Give up middle-of-the-field yards all day, tighten up in the red zone, make the occasional badass play. Unit of the game so far without a doubt.

d) Packers defense outscheming the Vikings badly. What the fuck. GB winning at the line all day. That’s a recipe for getting your ass beat. DL crushing MN running game before it begins.

e) Vikings offense looks utterly lost. Kirk seeing ghosts even though he’s been hit twice(?). Need to make some serious halftime adjustments or this is going to go sidewise real damn quick.

f) SKOOOOOOOL VIKINGS LET’S WIN THIS GAME

J/k sleep on Mike Boone

Aside from the Packers holding on every play like they have for at least twenty years running, it’s nice to have a football game to watch instead of a laundry competition.

40 yards, I just need 4O yards.

Holy fucking shit that’s not PI obviously because it’s fine if you tackle the wr and then your safety gets a clear catch on the ball, that’s fine, that’s in the rules