Also fine that was a shit throw but still

Can you lose at home while winning turnover differential +3? Yes you can!

I didn’t even know we had Vikings fan thread.

There it is. 15-9. I’m calling a final score of 24-13. What a fucking clown show.

Vikings are playing “Hells Bells” on a 2nd and 4 for the Packers. It’s like they want me to actively root for Green Bay here.

I’m sorry would you like to eat some butts? Because the NFL and ESPN are looking for more butt eaters to eat butts on behalf of the Packers and Wisconsin at large

That’s not the “What could go wrong” thread?

Or the “I’m drunk” thread?

Oh fuck I’m sorry I didn’t mean to derail the usual three posts by niners fans on a Monday night

Also I was very clear

Are you OK?

Lose the time out on the hard count bullshit nobody ever falls for. Punt it anyway. Why not. Ghost of Denny Green (rip) possessing the Vikings tonight. Clown show

Of all the narratives I was prepared for tonight, “Packers defense stymies Vikings entirely, GB offense tries to give away game on turnovers but fails” was not on the list

I’m gonna shave my got damn head

20 yards, please.

Fucking perfect.

P. S. Nobody gives a single fuck about your fantasy team. We don’t even care about our own fantasy teams.

I hope this game comes down to a Vikings field goal attempt

I hope you get coal in your stocking

I want to come up with a comforting tale to make you feel better, but lets be honest. Its hard to win when your opponent has 12 men on every play.

And your QB is Kirk ‘anti clutch’ Cousins at QB

Also how many have you had @inactive_user? Do we need to worry about alcohol poisoning?