I really hope these guitar in the snow assholes get fed all the packer rectums the announcers have been gargling for dinner tonight

Heh. It’s possible I’m leaning into the bit. I’m fine, thanks for the concern :)

Congratulations, Wisconsin. You are officially a Good Team.

Aaron Rodgers fucking sucks this year and still the Vikings get their asses kicked all the fuck over their own stadium. This team is cursed, and I need to let it go. Fuck this whole shit.

OH BOY COUSINS MADE IT BACK TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE what a great fucking time to be alive

YEP THATS RHE PENALTY. THATS THE ONE PENALTY. OK NFL

It was super cool of Tom to give Drew Magary a place to blog when deadspin collapsed.

That’s the best compliment I’ve had in years. Friendship with @Lantz extended.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Why did we just get a 60 second shot of Cousins on the sideline? I have the sound off. Were the announcers psychoanalyzing him or something? Were we supposed to see the anguish in his soul?

It was a demonstration of the quality of their zoom lenses, because you could see him visibly shrink on the big screen.

Ha!

So we could have three teams finish 13-3 in the NFC. How would the seeding go if that happens? The Packers play in Detroit. The Saints play in Carolina. And the Niners play in Seattle. I would expect the Packers and Saints to win those games, and since Seattle is a bit beat up maybe the Niners are slight favorites, but Seattle is a tough place to play.

good night

Well the niners beat both the packers and the saints so they would get the 1 seed?

And Marshawn Lynch is a Seahawk again.

It’d be:

1 - Niners, because they have the tiebreaker over the Saints and GB
2 - GB has a better NFC record over the Saints
3 - Saints

If all three of them go 13-3

Interesting. So if the Niners lose in Seattle, a real possibility, the Packers could end up as the number 1 seed? The path to the Superbowl goes through Lambeau?

It’s done

Sales of Skittles have spiked in Seattle!

It’s my understanding he’s still waiting for that handoff…