You’re right, but it doesn’t make me less right.
I will also at all times accept “Joe Buck is a disgusting act” for full credit.
Oh my god he burgles so many turds with such gusto.
Randy Moss mooning: Joe Buck discusses ‘disgusting act’ call 15 years later - Sports Illustrated
It’s a high-wire act every week, every game. It’s not as easy as most people think.
Joe Buck disarms bombs in daycares for a living.
On a side note—I got a letter from a young father who was watching with his sons and was glad I said it because he didn’t really have to explain much to his sons about what that move was they just watched a Pro Bowl player do on television.
Joe Buck helps the nation raise its children, after he’s saved them from turrrurrrrists.
Go watch it and see how it hits you. I mean really watch it. A fake mooning and putting his ass on the goal post to paying fans in a stadium on national TV? I would for sure be regretful if I said nothing. That’s not how I was brought up. But, hey, Cris thought it was funny. So who’s right? Neither.
Joe Buck said “ass.” I can’t possibly condone letting young minds watch this amoral monster on the television ever week.
I’m cool with that. I’m an editor. I often find the best way to make sentences more impactful is by removing extraneous words 😁
Skipper
1868
Alternatively, Joe Buck is himself like a butt farting on a human face, forever.
Here’s a better Dumb and Dumber meme for Joe …
The only burglar who loves turds more than Joe Buck:
You know this.
This is his line in an absolute ass-fucking of his team on national TV today:
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What a good line! You can get a fine contract in the NFL with a line like that.
rowe33
1870
Cook last touched the ball with a minute left in the 3rd. Did he get hurt at some point? Seems like they barely used him this game compared to his normal workload.
I like Joe Buck.
And the Vikings can fucking suck it. Mostly Cousins.
Gargle Garrett Bradbury’s sweaty ass!
Man, they need no help or encouragement from you, lemme tell you something.
Brother, he’s got it on lock, have no fear.
35 touches a game for your recently signed-to-a-ton-of-money RB in a season that was always going to be 8-8 at best should be a firing offense.
Too bad they couldn’t block the guy who should be HC from going to Cleveland.
This is not an exciting game.
It is if you’re watching for Brady. 4 TDs in the first half!
Unless Brady is being destroyed by the pass rush, it’s not exciting.
Not a fan of the streaming. Picture is certainly sharp enough, but it just seems like the frame rate isn’t constant. And that bugs me.
The compression is awful at Amazon’s “Best” video setting. Everything is lossy as hell.
Either of the alternate audio feeds (Storm and Kremer or the Scout feed) is so much better than the default booth crew. Unfortunately, they’re not giving us the German or UK feeds :(
You like the scout feed? They’re like a gen z podcast about football writ large that is occurring ancillary to the game. 5 minutes and I killed it.
Rock8man
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He didn’t say he liked it. He said it was better than the default booth crew.
Thanks for the heads up @Woolen_Horde. I wouldn’t have looked for alternate audio feeds without it.
True. And the crew is horrible. The NFL Network can seem to handle one game a week with booth and halftime, but really is weak sauce with a full slate of games.
