Ohhh, scary. I’m starting to understand these Gridiron Heights videos more easily.

To be fair, that one was far more straight forward than their usual videos.

I tried watching one once. 30 seconds in I safely dismissed the series forever from my consciousness.

Also I’m late responding, but if @ChiTownBluesFan or anyone else thinks they can zing me with “yeah but Kirk Cousins sucks lol” they got another think coming ;)

(Also is Cousins contract more embarrassing for the Vikings than a fourth, two thirds, and the third overall for Mitchell? Debatable! Everyone getting their turds burgled in either case, so it feels a little JaWalrus vs Leaf to me.)

For some reason I found this fascinating: my fantasy football league championship was between two teams (neither mine) that had picked up and started waiver wire QBs: Trubisky and Hurts. (Each QB notched roughly the same fantasy points, a decent 24 and 25 respectively). The drama of QBs league wide this season was top notch.

haha, true. I can rest a bit easier. Hopefully next week I’ll be scratching my head again, looking for the explainer.

It’s funny because as much as the explainer videos explain, it mostly does nothing to clear up the confusion, but just shows you how much they have packed into each episode.

Speaking of explainers.

Sunday will be the first time Cleveland has had the same starting QB for every regular season game since 1981.

Anyone know why a bunch of books just took the Tennessee @Houston game off the boards?

It’s still up on some, not up on others.

1991, actually (Bernie Kosar). Yeah, it’s still bad, lol.

Fitzmagic tested positive.

David Bakhtiari tore an acl (that’s the suspicion, anyway) in practice

He tested positive for illicit magic in his beard?

The entire saints RB room (including Rb Coach) is out for the game this weekend because of contact with Kamara, who tested positive.

I know it’s not a game that means anything, but the roughing the passer against the Lions in the Vikings/Lions game was as bad a call as there has been all season.

If there’s a God of football, the Vikings should fumble this ball away.

Didn’t happen. There aren’t enough bad things that can happen to that team right now.

The officials could be screwing over the Lions any harder if they tried. Good thing the games does t mean anything. In fact, Lions losing will give them a slightly better draft position, and give the Vikings a slightly worse one. Still a bad look.

Dallas-Giants game is very close. It’s still anyone’s game. The winner here goes to the playoffs if Philly wins tonight against Washington.

Congrats, Browns fans!

Also, I really don’t hate the Vikings as much as it seems (unless they’re playing Chicago). I just really, really hate Cousins, and never want to see good things happen to him.

I just glimpsed the score along the bottom of the Dolphins game. Holy shit. My condolences to Dolphin fans if you’re watching that one.

It was out of hand in the first half. For a win-and-you’re-in game the Defence can’t be totally absent like that.

If it isn’t for that “Hail Murray” the Bills would be on a ten game win streak.

Looks like your playoff hopes are now in the hands of the Colts losing to … checks notes… Jacksonville? Oh god.

Check out who the 1-14 Jaguars’ “1” is against.