So many offseason storylines descend upon us, as birds in the film:
JJ Vaxx Approved, Requests Not to be Deployed To Houston
The QB carousel spins round and round, and where she lands nobody knows!
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21 NFL Teams To Start New Quarterbacks In 2021, Vikings Somehow Guarantee Cousins More Money To Burgle Turds
Congrats Male Gwynyth Pyltryw and storied NFC Central doormats Tampa Bay!
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Fuck You Belichick, You’re Just An Redass Curmudgeon Who’s Better At Cheating Than The Other Guy!
Posting a mock draft should be a capital offense.
Happy 2021 season, y’all!