Love the Celebration Ale.

Jimmy G probably just single-handedly stopped that Niner drive when the Cowboys couldn’t.

Hot tap, cold tap. Live the full Jimmy G experience!

And the hook and ladder goes awry.

At least I don’t need to start crying…yet.

Niners might regret the way they controlled the game the first 25 minutes and had to settle for 3 FG.

My thoughts exactly.

My thoughts also. Hope Bosa is okay.

Big statement by the Niners defense on that first drive.

BUT! Stupid play by the Niners to give the ball right back. OUCH.

At least it wasn’t a marginal BS call. Two guys pretty much plowed into him.

Has Kittle even had a single target this game?

Deeeeeeebooooooooo!

Damn, I don’t see the Cowboys coming back. I’ve been waiting for the Cowboys to have a great year for a long time. On top of being a long time fan, I really wish for Dak to have success because he seems like such a kind, hard working guy. He just doesn’t have the same accuracy he started the season with. He’ll go down fighting, but I don’t see how the Cowboys turn this mess around.

Luckily, my days of letting a football game significantly impact my life is over. I’ll be disappointed today and then move on to other things.

That was a pretty incredible sequence of two plays.

Bosa out.

Doesn’t matter. Niners just keep getting to Dak. Impressive.

JImmy G gonna Jimmy G.

Jimmy G is going to get the Cowboys back into this game!

C’mon Jimmy! You need to focus on upping your trade value, son.

Jimmy’s terrible accuracy pays off!

If this ends up being Jimmy’s final game for the Niners, I don’t think I can imagine a more Jimmy-esque performance to cap things off.

Super efficient, playing within himself, setting us up for the win (or, at least, not putting us in a massive hole), only to throw it all away…

EDIT: I feel the frustration of Cowboy supporters. Their D-line have been awfully charitable with the penalties this game.

EDIT2: Ah, Jimmy giveth and Jimmy taketh away. The perfect QB sneak to ice the game, but he’s too quick.

lmao what