NFL Loser Bowl 2018-19 (football forum game)

Well I’ll be …

Amazing prediction. I wasn’t jealous of your lusty 2-0 record until now. Now I know…

… you’re Dan The Greek.

LOL - well, that or I’m lucky as heck.

QT3 has improved our overall record to 32-20-4 (unless I lost count, which is always possible). Well done, everyone!

Week 3:

Chargers to lose.

Is this the week the Browns break through? I don’t care!
Cowboys to lose.

Week 3: Bills to lose.

Week 3. I hate:

Think I gotta go with the Chiefs!

Yeah, this week I went with “hating” the team that has to travel from the West Coast and play an early game against the hottest offense in the NFL (the Chiefs).

Plus, how can I hate:

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and

I will note that KC ranks lower on my Hate-o-Meter than NC almost exclusively because their barbeque is so much fucking better than the garbage restaurants serve around here :-D

Get behind me … satan. You and your way-too-sweet BBQ temptations.

You are the Gourmand of us two, but I think KC BBQ probably is the best in the nation, hands down. Sorry, NC, VA and TX (and @Skipper) . Sue me!

The real question is when do I actually hate KC this year? Gotta hate them once…

I’ll always be partial to Memphis, cuz hey, I spent 18 years trapped in TN and had to get something positive out of the experience (apart from my gf, hello sweetie). But yeah, then Kansas City folk know how to cook some meat, y’all.

I’d be hard pressed to do a real ranking. If I had to try for how I’m feeling today, I think I’d say Memphis > SC > KC > TX > KY > NC > Alabama (fuckin white sauce weirdos), but the top 3-4 shift around a lot.

There’s probably a really apt joke about some NFL team being slower than molasses on their defensive hustle or something, but, you know, Armando’s bad at football.

I think we can all agree that KC’s football team is as hot as fire right now. Brave is the soul that calls them to lose right now.

As for BBQ, despite being from NC, I’m partial to the mouth watering Texas BBQ brisket. And I love the stuff around Austin, even though I know it’s the Johnny come lately to the scene, Lockhart being the OG.

I’ve had enough pulled pork that I’m almost lackadaisical over it.

The one exception I’ll note here is Grady’s BBQ out in Dudley, NC, where there were lots of little bits of almost cracklin-ified skin mixed into the pulled bbq, which was otherwise fairly lightly flavored in and of itself. Yeah, all they had to pour on stuff in-store was Texas Pete and Mop Sauce, but still, it was fuckin’ excellent. Places that just serve you a pile of mushy damp meat-shreds make me weep inside, however.

That is an inspired move.

We need a BBQ thread man. That sounds delicious. Akin to the cleaver chopped stuff from a pig pickin’. Is that a term only around here?

@Navaronegun, @ArmandoPenblade

  1. Go to Q39
  2. Order the burnt ends
  3. Repeat as often as your arteries will allow.

It’s been added to the list!

So what NFL hometown has the worst BBQ?