1683

Yeah yeah. Ok…

Listening to the Patriots hate in this thread is like listening to a bunch of liberals talk about Trump. Ignore all the positive things, and accomplishments, and just focus on the negatives. Most of which are fake/made up.

1684

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1685

AFC champ for 3 years running and 9 of the last 18 seasons instead of one of our preferred/home teams? Not sure how you can get around THAT negative. This is sports, not politics.

1686

i’m still playing, but I’m officially (get it?) playing under protest, as RichVR obviously bought off the refs! ;)

1687

So noted. Your protest will be discarded, er, reviewed by the appropriate authority ;)

1688

Tom Brady getting his finger ready for another ring.

1689

And you ask “why the Pats hatred”?

Do you pass on the right and not use a signal ? Do you say “Nomahhh”? 😀

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1690

For myself, I’m just waiting for Brady and Belichick to retire, so I can bask in the joy of watching the Patriots get handed 42-3 plasterings at the hands of, say, the Jets.

1691

I think any of the non-Patriots fans are in this boat, but the really dark side of me knows that they will never go away. That organization will survive and my guess is it will at least have some early successes with a follow-up coach and QB. I know that’s a devastating combo to replace, but everyone is speculating that they will leave together, and I’m not so sure that will happen.

1692

Having lived in both places, I’m sometimes asked the difference between NYC and Boston drivers. It’s pretty simple: The New York driver will try to honk you out of the way. The Boston driver will simply drive up on the sidewalk and go around you.

1693

We can add to this …

The Charlotte driver will stop in the highway to let three more people merge in, because that’s what Jesus told them to do.

1694

The Florida driver will not see you, and drive right into the back of you.

1695

Just to complete the circle, this is the Woman’s compendium to the earlier Masshole video

1696

The Ohio driver will sneer at everyone for forgetting how to drive in snow while going 80 mph in a blizzard and not using turn signals.

1697

But, invariably, will come to a complete stop to make a turn despite there being no traffic from the other direction.

And please, you may be describing Cleveland with the snow, but southern Ohio drivers definitely don’t fit that. Cincinnati and Dayton freak out proper when there is more than an inch.

1698

the LA driver will run into you, but not get caught by the police, and then go on to their desired destination like nothing happened.

1699

Obviously that one is race dependent. It is LA, right? It could also end in a shootout with 5 dead for a car with only a driver.

1700

And then either:

If a blue hair, keep driving.

Otherwise, pull a gun.

1701

In Chicago people will have to use snowmobiles to get you off Lake Shore Drive when a blizzard hits.

And drivers will, invariably, try to force their way in to an entrance ramp/ exit ramp at the very last minute, despite the fact that they had to drive on the shoulder to pass all the people merging properly.

I never let that guy in. And it’s always a guy, and almost always an SUV or pickup.

If you see someone driving a pickup inside the city itself, you’re pretty safe assuming they’re a jerk.

1702

Wisconsin drivers are the same, except that they reserve an extra sneer (and accompanying hand gesture) for the FIBs*

*FIB is ancronym used exclusively by Wisconsin drivers to describe Illinois drivers, for whom the “I” in the acronym stands. You can guess the rest.