Nintendo finally reveals the Switch console

I dunno, nothing about these accessibility shenanigans makes me care about the console one bit.

But I do love console ad logic! I love the impeccably groomed hot chick bringing her console to her hipster friends’ sunset urban rooftop garden party. Or the underpass dudebros ditching real basketball for the fake thing with little baby half controllers.

I mean, that’s real right? That’s how you guys game?