I can’t believe I bought this thing. I mean- I don’t regret it. I’ve been working hard, so I decided to treat myself to a $400 game (Zelda). I don’t even care about Mario (though I’ll admit Mario 64 and Super Mario Bros. made a big impression on me). Maybe I’ll try Rabids. And the eventual Metroid. Maybe I’ll game on a plane and be psyched about the switch. Whatever the case, it’s my first gaming console since the Xbox 1 (unless the Rift counts).