No coalition tanks at Sigfried & Roy show

Everything else
#1

Apparently, that tiger was simply helping Roy get offstage. What a relief.

I had read a report saying Sigfried said he intended to reopen the show. I guess this is part of his effort, but I would guess it’s doomed to failure.

#2

I mean, how could he hope to top a mauling? It’s kind of like Nascar.

#3

Extra comedy bonus:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/10/09/bear.attack.ap/index.html

Future Darwin Award winners I think.