Noita - all the pixels simulated!

Everything was going so nice, and then, everything started exploding

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and apparently a xenoworm was involved.

But i did find a pretty sweet wand:

I’m totally with you on that. They suck. I just plunder any wands that contain them and throw those stars of death away STAT before I kill myself. I wonder if more skilled players have a strategy to use those effectively.

Impressive mayhem.

That is a sweet wand. Subpar mana recharge, but with that big a reservoir who cares.

At this stage, i’m finding a new favorite toy every day or so. Until recently, it was chain bolt. Chain bolt is awesome! Today, it’s Freezing gaze! Freezing gaze is even better than chain bolt!

I also have a question: so when a really huge worm shows up and starts chawing through the ground, that’s the cue to gtfo, right? One does not fight massive worms, do they?

Well that’s usually my cue to GTFO, although I have been forced to slay annoying worms. It is not trivial, though.

I think i’m becoming better at Noita. I find I can now generally get to the 4th level pretty reliably, and if i’ve had some good luck in either spells, wands, perks or all three I can go a bit further. I’m starting to get to the point of knowing what most of the spells do, where they are/aren’t good, and how to construct some good basic spell combinations. Nothing elaborate just yet, but it’s a work in progress.

I am still finding inventive ways to die.

I had a great run end because a worm went and ate a ton of world, and so when i went to holy mountain, immediately the gods were mad at me and i couldnt get past the guardian.

I had a run end where I was testing out new spells in a wand and it teleported me out of holy mountain before i collected my perk. So i spent that whole level trying to get back in to get my perk, and I succeeded! I found a levitarium potion in the adjoining zone, and got back to the mountain, and died when it collapsed on itself because i went back in.

I had a fantastic run end where i had that perk that restores life when you pick up new wands. I totally cleared the whole biome and was heading to clear the adjacent one, and i decided to top up my health with a wand, and it conjured some massive explosive in my face which just detonated. Good times.

I feel like i need to go for a smoke or something

But maybe I should give a quick shout out to my special abilities: invisibility, fire immunity, soft material dissolution, and who could forget 50% chance to not have abilites disappear after you select one!

Congratulations, you beat me there by a fair margin (I had about fifty more deaths by the time I squeezed out my so far sole win).

I’ll probably never get that far.

I’m in the same boat. I can barely manage to get past the third zone, and the base is where all my runs go to die. I think I got past it to the jungle biome once ever and immediately died there.