None of us exist

Everything else
#1

It is an illusion.

#2

Good thing you waited two years before posting that insightful bit o’ wisdom.

#3

Koontz?

#4

The pearl is in the river.

#5

Good thing I haven’t paid for my carpet yet.

#6

And I went as the Mad Hatter last night! SPOOOOOKY!!!

H.

#7

The goldfish flies at midnight…

#8

Yeah, if I don’t exist my mortage company is really ripping me off.

Cogito Ergo Sum.

Or, put another way,

Suntrust Mortgage Ergo Sum

#9

The sun is shining.

But the ice is slippery.

#10

Imaginary noobs suck.

#11

I think TheSelfishGene’s “n/t” thread broke a lurker’s brain.

#12

None of you exist.

#13

That’s eight words, buddy. Fix it.

#14

Heaven is like where you are
right now only much much better

#15

Everyone is trying to get to the bar…

#16

Does not Exist, Take an Exit
I hear voices insinuating
Feeds me lyrics to this song that I am saying
Sunlight 7:20 PM, early September
Standing looking at a photograph
That you do not remember being taken
You look out of breath, and me like I am faking
As a matter of fact I don’t recall this photo being taken
You don’t even actually exist so I just started shaking
Does not exist, take an exit

#17

Yup, I definitely overpaid for mine.

  • Alan
#18

Goddamn it, “none” is a singular pronoun. None of us exists.

#19

Ted: [to Socrates] All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

54321

#20

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.