None of us exist

It is an illusion.

Good thing you waited two years before posting that insightful bit o’ wisdom.


The pearl is in the river.

Good thing I haven’t paid for my carpet yet.

And I went as the Mad Hatter last night! SPOOOOOKY!!!


The goldfish flies at midnight…

Yeah, if I don’t exist my mortage company is really ripping me off.

Cogito Ergo Sum.

Or, put another way,

Suntrust Mortgage Ergo Sum

The sun is shining.

But the ice is slippery.

Imaginary noobs suck.

I think TheSelfishGene’s “n/t” thread broke a lurker’s brain.

None of you exist.

That’s eight words, buddy. Fix it.

Heaven is like where you are
right now only much much better

Everyone is trying to get to the bar…

Does not Exist, Take an Exit
I hear voices insinuating
Feeds me lyrics to this song that I am saying
Sunlight 7:20 PM, early September
Standing looking at a photograph
That you do not remember being taken
You look out of breath, and me like I am faking
As a matter of fact I don’t recall this photo being taken
You don’t even actually exist so I just started shaking
Does not exist, take an exit

Yup, I definitely overpaid for mine.

  • Alan

Goddamn it, “none” is a singular pronoun. None of us exists.

Ted: [to Socrates] All we are is dust in the wind, dude.


The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle.

The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.