Tweeted just now from the Senate floor:
McCain and Feinstein just hugged.
The hell is going on…
Did McCain just defect? Because that would be amazeballs.
Guys, we’ll always have this half hour of flickering hope.
Pass me a slice of that crow pie.
Is the crow going to be cooked or raw?
Vote fails, McConnell is removed and McCain retires as the Majority Leader. While hugging a puppy.
Menzo
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Somewhere John Boehner is sipping his glass of wine, smiling.
But he flew all the way there!
This is gonna be hilarious when Lisa Murkowski caves.
Oghier
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I am fully prepared to feel bad about all the awful things I have said and thought about John McCain in the last few years.