Of course, it had to be a Republican

Politics and religion
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/10/vitter.madam/index.html

Course, there could be plenty of Democrats too.

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“I had sex with her, but it wasn’t my fault! Guys? Guys?”

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Plus “I told God I was sorry and felt bad, and he told me not to sweat it.”