OJ Simpson violates bail


What a thug.

For real? You are kidding right? Seriously?

. A bail bondsman at You Ring We Spring bail bonds in North Las Vegas declined to comment.

Thank you, internet.


Why won’t they leave this innocent man alone?

Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town

Damnit, now I have to go play that song.

Am I the only one who still equates “OJ” with orange juice even when I see the last name behind it?

Well, just think of him as “Miguel” from now on.

Do an impassioned YouTube video on the subject.

Miguel? What the hell?!