Holy jumping Jesus H. Christ…it’s back.
–Dave
Once again, can you people even see me?
Oh well, good stuff.
It was in the wrong forum!
I believe I just crapped my pants
Again?
Way to point out my short-comings. That hurts.
WTF are you putting important gaming info like this into the Everything Else forum for? Don’t you know only McCullough reads that? :)
–Dave
Oops! I Crapped My Pants
Ana…Ana Gasteyer
Open - porch of nice home, looking out on yard.
[Two grandparents sit with grandchild, as parents approach in tennis uniforms]
Ana: Hey, Mom what do you say to a game of tennis?
Grandchild: Come on grandma, with you on our side, the boys don’t stand a chance!
Grandma: Okay, I’ll get my racket
[Grandma rises from site but changes her mind, looking concerned]
Grandma: On second thought, I think I better sit this one out.
[Grandma upset, looks up at Grandpa]
Grandpa: You kids go ahead, I wanna have a talk with your old grandma.
[kids, parent leave; Grandpa sits down]
Grandpa: You’re still having control problems, aren’t you?
Grandma: I just don’t feel confident, Harvey.
Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret.
[Grandpa takes Grandma’s hand and they leave porch]
[Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers]
Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants.
Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I’ve heard of those. Do they work?
Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I’ll show you.
[Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher]
Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.
[Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]
Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.
Grandma: I’m impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.
Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that’s good for the environment.
Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?
Grandpa: Well I’m wearing them… and I just did.
[Grandpa and Grandma smile at each other]
[tennis courts, Grandpa and Grandma playing tennis with children]
Grandchild: Nice point, Grandma!
[Grandma turns to address camera]
Grandma: Thanks, Oops! I Crapped My Pants!
Voice-over: Visit your local pharmacy and just say, "Oops! I Crapped My Pants.
[Grandpa hugs Grandma, kisses her on the head. They walk away happy]
[They turn to walk away and their tennis shorts are bulging…]
Thanks to Michelle Donahue Hillison for this transcript!
Ganked from SNL Transcripts.
Look, until they get AvCP working again, it’s not a game. I think it was the right forum :P
Too… much… information…