Onion Point/Counterpoint on Iraq war from last year

http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/pt_the_war_on_iraq.html

Strangely enough, the counterpoint guy is named Bob…

Well maybe if Bob’s counterpoint was quoted in entirety from another (uncredited) source, with the introduction being some atrocious pun. And then CindySue could add at the end: “Careful! Talking THE TRUTH ain’t liked round here!”