"Online dating minus ugly people"

Site offers “online dating minus ugly people”

Attractive people are at a disadvantage on normal internet dating sites. They have to wade through a plethora of ugly people and ugly people pretending to be attractive in order to find someone who matches their own attractiveness. Our strict rules and natural selection process makes Darwin Dating the perfect medium for attractive people to find other people of their own kind.

“Top 20 beautiful people”

“Bottom 20 potential members”

I’m really not a shallow person who would assign numbers to people’s looks, but how the hell did “sheri” score past a 4?!

This is a gag, right?

Anything that keeps the vain, shallow people off in their own little world is okay by me.

Didn’t make the cut, eh?

So pulchritude00…

Is the androgynous Japanese RPG character in with the ladies now or did he score that high with the gay vote?

Since the “beautiful people” are all chosen by mass vote, it seems like a perfect opportunity for a cadre of people not known for their physical attributes (like, say, I don’t know…gaming message boards) to skew the results by voting up the chimps.

Why are guys rated on looks instead of income?

Or intelligence?

Take a photo with your paycheck.

In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don’t suffer from:
Out of proportion noses
Red hair and too many freckles
Out of date fashions

That puts me out. I don’t really get the nose thing, all the best male leaders throughout history had “strong” noses.

I don’t know if I have “out of date fashions,” I don’t think I have any “fashions” at all.

The one common thing you will notice on all these new “Web 2.0” free dating sites is that they’re all full of google ads for old-fashioned pay dating sites.

This is funny to me.

Here is the litmus test;

Do you wear pleated pants with tapered legs?

By tapered legs you mean legs that get smaller towards the bottom, or that are bootcut? Anyway, I don’t think I have either.

I do where checkered shirts, though.


I suppose you’d need to include some indication of your gender in the photo, too.

That site looks like a quick parody, whereas this Danish dating site is deadly serious:

And deadly small, too.

The Handsome approves!

I’m submitting my pic in my black Half-Life tshirt and black Half-Life cap and black jeans.

Yeah, but that’s different. Lots of sites are region-specific and won’t accept applicants from outside the region they’re trying to service. Selecting for physical attractiveness in Scandanavia is pretty much the same as screening for location.

Online dating minus ugly people: www.adultsheepfinder.com

Warning: NSFW pictures of naked sheep