Only after the rubber ball

Everyone was too distracted by the meth-selling principal to pay attention to the real news!

Recalled? Promotion!

What is she on about?! My view of Israel is now much improved!

Obviously he was kidnapped and drugged. It happens to me all the time, especially on payday.

Yeah, one time I got so kidnapped and drugged that I didn’t get home for three days.

This is obviously the work of Mel Gibson.

Let’s not forget to deal with the larger issue here: How, exactly, are you supposed to punish someone who’s into punishment and humiliation?

I’m afraid all this attention from the BBC and the world press has given the sub Ambassador exactly what he wants, which I’d guess is a tremendous erection.

Masochist: “Beat me, beat me!”
Sadist: “No.”