Opening 6/6/06

As far as remakes go, this looks decent.

And here I was thinking no one was going to take advantage of the calander zen this year.

Wow, another pointless remake. Wonder who’ll be getting his head chopped off in place of David Warner?

David Thewlis

And Mia Farrow as Mrs. Baylock. That’s sort of neat. Wonder if this is going to be a purely American version? Hard to imagine them going to the UK again, since it seems anything with any sort of foreign setting is a no-go in Hollywood these days. Also, I wonder if they’re going for a PG-13? If so, this will suck large.

Ugh. Just noticed Julia Stiles as Mrs. Thorn. Fuck. So, gotta assume this’ll be the usual Hollywood teen PG-13 crap.