Oracle Vanquisher

Heat. Downtime. Site-wide outages. Legacy hardware. Security holes. These are all threats to your data center. Yet what if you could vanquish them to simplify your IT and accelerate business innovation and growth?

Try Oracle Vanquisher, a new data center optimization video game and find out how! Armed with a cool Oracle vacuum pack suit and a strategic IT roadmap, you will thwart threats and optimize your data center to increase your company’s stock price and boost your company’s position.
When this showed up in my inbox, I thought it was going to be some kind of spoof. But I’ll be damned if that’s not actually Oracle, plugging an online browser game created for them by someone called TSL Marketing. Judging from the first 30 seconds of it, it’s a HTML5 mini-platformer, emblazoned with all sorts of Oracle stuff (of course).

I give Oracle marketing this…they’re certainly trying some of everything.