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When this showed up in my inbox, I thought it was going to be some kind of spoof. But I’ll be damned if that’s not actually Oracle, plugging an online browser game created for them by someone called TSL Marketing. Judging from the first 30 seconds of it, it’s a HTML5 mini-platformer, emblazoned with all sorts of Oracle stuff (of course).
I give Oracle marketing this…they’re certainly trying some of everything.