702 is up. I think that’s the quickest he’s managed to get one out in a while.

The national anthem lyrics are funny . . .

I liked it. It had a point, advanced the plot, and was at least mildly amusing.

703 is up.

Damn am I getting bored with OOTS. I hope something happens soon.

I don’t get it.

I wonder who will finish their story first: Rich Burlew or George R R Martin.

spit take BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OK, that’s some funny shit right there.

Considering that one is actually progressing their story (however slowly) whereas the other tends to be stuck in writers block three years at a time, this is no contest.

You all already picked up the latest collection, right? Yeah, I know you do support the strip you have been following for years, you’re right, it’s a non-issue.

Anyway, just grab your copy and turn to the unnumbered page five, the introduction. Rich Burlew sheds some light on the progress status of the story right in the first paragraph.

Oh hey, look at the time, I’d better go grab some shuteye. Catch you guys later!

Well, Order of the Stick is seven years old, so I think he’s got a shot at it.

I think its because his mother named him “hobgoblin cleric #2,” instead of Jirix or Bone Smacker, or any non-generic name that doomed him to a certain role.

Huh, that kind of makes sense I guess but the last panel feels a bit off.

Actually I was going to put my vote in for George RR Martin. I think his story is much further along, and is (hopefully) heading towards finishing up – it’s got to be at least past the halfway point right? With OOTS, if they’re going to visit all the gates, I don’t think we’re even to the halfway point.

Assuming neither one dies in the next few years, I’d go with Martin too. If we don’t make that assumption, I think Burlew wins on longevity.

Not true. One gate (Lirian’s) was destroyed before OOTS began, in Start of Darkness. Dorukan’s gate was destroyed in the first storyline, and Azure City’s gate in the second. Of the five gates, three are toast, and the desert gate they’re looking for now is number 4. Also, in his commentaries in the last book, Rich mentioned in passing that the story is more than halfway over.

For those with problems with the pacing, I give my usual “stop reading for a few months” recommendation. I just read the Don’t Split the Party book, and the separation that seemed interminable online is actually quite reasonable and fast-paced in book format.

Ahh, that was a refreshing forty thousand winks. Anyway, where was I?

Right, more specifically he says there are less new compilations forthcoming than have already been published. That means there are max three more to come. He plans from now on to answer more questions and resolve more mysteries than create new ones.

Burlew says there will probably also be less new strips than the 672 so far compiled. It took him from September 30, 2003 to August 8, 2009 to produce strips 2-672 (not counting the time it took him to get the first one out). That’s 2,139 days (3.19 days per strip, if anyone’s counting).

If we assume his other activities (like creating the extra strips for the prequel books and compilations) and his productivity stay at the level of this very long time average it should then be max 2,138 days from 8-8-2009 until the conclusion of the story. That date is June 17, 2015, five years and four months from now. Keep in mind it could be reached well before then. So let’s say five years, February 2015.

It has taken George Martin from 5 Aug 1996 to 17 Oct 2005 to produce volumes 2-4 of A Song of Ice and Fire (not counting the time it took him to get the first one out and using the publication dates). That’s 3,360 days or 1,120 days per book. Assuming bla bla bla the projected last book 7 would come out December 29, 2014.

The huge problem is it’s already been 1,580 days since book 4 came out and we still don’t know when book 5 will be published.

Smart money is on Rich Burlew to “win” this “race”. Me, I’d rather read good late stuff than rushed on-time stuff. If the stories are never concluded due to author death or lesser obstacles, well, that’s just life for you.

We’ll never see the full cycle of Artesia comics, I’ll guarantee you that. It’s still nice to read the ones that have managed to come out. On the other hand, Jack Katz completed The First Kingdom, Dave Sim Cerebus and Kazuo and Koike Lone Wolf & Cub. Even extremely long-time projects sometimes work out.

Heh. Not even close. Seven years is about the time it takes GRRM to write one book, these days.

Burlew has actually pretty consistently turned out one book every year. Don’t think he will manage that this year, but still… pretty good pace, considering.

Also, Lien and Mr Unkillable have gone off to Kraagor’s - so it’s plausible that this is the final gate (assuming they discover something apocalyptic happening there).

Burlew’s pace has completely dropped off. Your calculations are based on a strip every 3.19 days. I think he’s currently averaging about 14 days per strip.