What, no one posted that 719 is up?

fat jokes?

seriously?

They were decent ones though. It’s not a bad strip.

No, no, they’re not bad, it’s just… such low-hanging fruit.

The chair has cracks in it. I like this strip.

OR POSSIBLY THEIR GRILL!!!

Sometimes the truth are too hard to believe. If you were the minister, would you believe:
“No, I’m not him, that’s my twin brother, and don’t bother looking for him, because he’s dead. Honestly!”

Well - the truth as Elan sees it.

Not really a big issue in this world, as the minister can just cast a spell or two if he wants to verify it. But evidently it doesn’t much matter either way :)

OK, I don’t get this line. I get that they are doing food jokes, and the EoB is a fire breathing Dragon, but wouldn’t that make her the grill, not the person’s whose “grill” she’s menacing? It just doesn’t make any sense.

Seems like some bad writing on Burlow’s part.

A person or persons who could, conceivably, get all up in yo bidnez would also possess the capability to, at their sole option, get all up in yo grill.

“I’m only the ‘Empress of Blood’ a few days each month.”

I suppose a vain, treasure-hoarding dragon (if that isn’t redundant) could have her teeth fitted with gold and diamond fronts, though they might melt with a breath attack.

Indeed, it is their primary tactic.

The Pain Threshold

I like the chart.

Variable-speed corn muffins!

Given the number of dragons around (and, you know, evil), they probably need to get out of there either way-

That just cracked me right the fuck up.

That was a good line. :-)

You guys are slacking.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0722.html

(or just completely unprepared for this pace of release . . . )

I have a feeling the “general” will turn out to be someone we’ve met before.