Physical appearance = Comeliness

See above.

I would submit I did always thought about it in terms of your ability to persuade or influence people positively. Otherwise, creatures who could intimidate such as would half-orcs/ogres/etc. would have a high Charisma as well. Vampires/Sirens, I could understand having a high Charisma due to their supernatural attractiveness but I guess that is framed in terms of “charm being xxxx” rather than an attribute. That train of thought leads me to believe I am again missing a rule, such as NPC’s (non-vital ones, at least) considered to have hit dice rather stat attributes. It’s been a while.

And Yes, There is a Santa Claus

These aren’t the slaves you’re looking for.

768 - +2 Embracers

New update. Some cute throwaway gags, but no major plot advancement.

Apart from the fairly clear implication that Haley’s dad has the potential to be a bit of a dick.

will there be an showdown between the dads in front of the kids, with the inevitable battle of wits?

“i poisoned your daughter.”
“i pickpocketed the antidote from you and gave it to her.”
“I knew you would steal the antidote, so i switched it with the poison.”
“I saw you switch it, so i switched them back.”
“i knew you saw me so i only pretended to switch it.”
“liar, haley is fine!”

then elan turns green and starts losing hp.

770 Hard Time

New one’s up.

Hostage-based prestige class, heh.

“Make peace with your god.”

“I can’t! He’s in my pocket!”

Love it. We need more Banjo strips!

“But it was consensual every time”

Haley’s Commitment

Yikes, she just spent the entire strip (and apparently time before the strip officially started), to free her father. When she is finally in a position to do so, he refuses to be freed.

Also, SAPPY!

Aaaaaayep.

Well, Haley herself can be quite the female equivalent. She did routinely cheat her other OotS members out of an even split of loot, to say nothing of her cold blooded murder of her rival.

Also, as evil and clever as Tarquin has demonstrated himself to be, Red’s paranoia has a place.

Of course, he did just slam the door on his own daughter.

The female equivalent of a dick …

A jane?

In terms of our language, not logic, the opposite would be…

Hint: a word meaning a female dog.

I was being facetious. :)

Getting back on track, I think Rich is going for a nice little dichotomy between Elan’s dad and Haley’s. On one side, you’ve got a ruthless, intelligent, self-aware, cunning, evil dictator who’s just the nicest little despot you’ve ever seen. And on the other, an ornery, caustic, abrasive old coot who’s actually trying to overthrow said dictatorship. It’s a fun little mash-up and presents an interesting contrast against their own progeny.