It’s not often you see phrases like “During the course of his perverted ravings” in a legal document.
On the one hand I have trouble believing he could be this stupid.
On the other hand he’s easily arrogant and self-centered enough.
Makes for interesting reading anyway. Particularly the Carribean fantasy bit where he goes on and on and on about how great her big breasts are. Would requesting photographic evidence to properly document that segment be going too far? Yeah, I thought it would.