That is one swollen eye.

— Alan

Yes. Ouch indeed.

Maybe his head was like that before the fight?

He’s about as shapeless as the man in the moon.

He’s going to feel that in the morning.

It looks like something laid eggs in there.

I’ll take off my mask, you son of a bitch, when you take of yours!

Ouch, that looks painful enough that I think we should all head to BK for some Chicken Fries!

Head like a misshapen vagina.

“Cut me, Mick.”