Penetrating analysis of Hurricane Rita

In case the link changes:

Does it have stiff winds? Is it causing seamen to fly all over the place?

Oh yeh… size matters…

I did hear today that the pressure was steadily rising inside the hurricane.

It’s touching Florida! That’s the nation’s wang! I wonder what the Catholic church has to say about that.

Looks like God is going to teabag Texas.

Nothing, but they will quietly relocate the hurricane to another parish.

An update:

I think we’ve got some swelling in the globular region.

Beans above the frank.