Dick Many Decanters!
I bet we can provoke him into one last, foaming-at-the-mouth retaliatory post that’ll bust his nice round postcount.
(Mad props to The Queers)
[CENTER]See You Later Fuckface
[i]I wasn’t looking for trouble,
But it came looking for me.
I may not have any muscles,
But I can move like Bruce Lee.
So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends,
I left the stage, intending to land on them.
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface.
We hate you.
My dive was graceful and swanlike.
It was a sight to behold.
I fell on top of a table,
And broke a couple of bones.
One of the mongoloid’s girlfriends kicked me
Right in the fucking jewels.
I socked her one in the eye, and said,
“Fuck you!”
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface.
We hate you.
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface.
Weeee…haaaaate…you, tonight![/i][/CENTER]
The “heavy guest” is later revealed to be her mother.
I was thinkin’ this wasn’t all that bad until I read that.
This is absolutely the strangest “goodbye forum” post I’ve ever seen, anywhere.
Why? Whyiy!!
He’ll be back for more. They always come back for more. ;_;
Well, looking on the positive side of things, John should live on in the next update of Woo’s chart. He is, after all, gently touching himself.
That video is hilarious.
We’ll miss you Jars ;_;
Come back as Penis Many Powers.
No way. The last thing he’d want is to show up when a future employer Googles Tim Elhajj.
I wonder what the unlocks are for 2000 posts. Must be nice if JMJ stuck around for them.
John Bigboote?