Pirates, Zombies, Ninjas, or Cyborgs?

Well, which is it?

If it was a real ninja, you’d never hear the whack.

That be right, bucko.


Where did this meme start, is what I’m wondering.

I can only assume you made this a non-public poll because you thought – mistakenly, I might add – that it would stop the ninjas from killing everyone who didn’t vote for ninjas. Also: is the internet already over Chuck Norris?

I would prefer a war between zombie pirates and cyborg ninjas, thankyouverymuch. With the sides led by Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, respectively.

Isn’t it supposed to be robots, not cyborgs? Or should we be voting on ninjas/pirates/zombies/robots vs. ninjas/pirates/zombies/cyborgs?

It IS supposed to be robots. And ninja cyborgs > all.

I am really, really underwhelmed by the lack of undead. Jesus people, all we talk about is zombie this and zombie that, but when it comes right down to it, it’s all about the ninjas huh? And yet we NEVER do the ninja thing here. Color me disappointed.

Pirates have pizazz.

It and porn were the two pillars upon which the internet was created.

Mutant Ninja Turtles have pizzas.

Undead-speak isn’t particularly fun. Zombies just say stuff like “aaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh”.

Whatever happened to cowboys?

They also get all the booty. And rum. What do ninjas get, privation and meditation?

Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate’s life for me.

What about Soldiers vs. Construction workers vs. Cops vs. Bikers vs. Native Americans vs. Cowboys?


And still-beating human hearts.

Talk like a pirate instructional video.