Plasma TV: the Tool of Choice to Fight Terrorism

Your tax dollars hard at work!

Did you notice all the pretty LCD/plasma screens that showed up displaying warning messages in airports when the TSA took over? The whole terrorism thing has been better for some people’s budgets than they really deserve.

There’s one at Oakland airport. Its mounted so high in the air that no one can read it. Great work there.

My plasma sets have enabled me to read the crawls on the bottom of the CNN and MSNBC screens much better, thus enhancing my security!