Tell it to the Ferret!
While the Internet can be a unique educational and recreational resource for children, it’s important that kids learn how to use this powerful tool safely and responsibly. The goal of this Web site is to empower children, parents and teachers to prevent cyber crime through knowledge of the law, their rights and how to avoid misuse of the Internet.
The BSA have a new weapon in their war on piracy.
Their campaign aimed at adults has a nice little spin off of their classic tagline.
'Don’t copy that fucking floppy!"
"Hello. The issue of software piracy is a serious one. Literally billions of dollars are lost each year due to software theft…and it all starts with you, the home user.
"Perhaps you thought it would be a good idea to install that old copy of Windows 98 both your laptop and your desktop. Or, perhaps you thought nothing of using the disk and CD Key you picked up from work to install Office.
"Unfortunately, both of these are serious crimes. The BSA has been empowered to kick down your front door at the 3 A.M. and search your home for this stolen software. Naturally, you and your spouse can expect to be strip-searched at gunpoint. Pets will be used as target practice. Also, it is our policy for our Software Agents [tm] to rape all minors in the house. After this routine has been carried out, you will then be subject to crippling civil and criminal suits under the juristiction of judges we have paid handsome sums.
"Remember: copy that floppy, and we will seriously fuck you up, bad.
“Your friends at the BSA.”
–scharmers
Piracy Deep Freeze is the best software piracy themed shooter I have ever played.
Wow. Even their mascot is a weasel. How unintentionally appropriate.