PolitiChicks

Oh man, how long can you stand to watch? I had to stop during Victoria Jackson’s song 41 seconds in.

http://www.politichicks.tv/

As we all know, Conservatives have few outlets in the media. Other than Fox News and a few talk radio shows, Conservatives are greatly outnumbered. TV talk shows and news programs are inundated with liberal robots spewing their hatred toward all-things-Conservative; so the folks at Patriot Update have created an alternative.

On Tuesday, November 15, Patriot Update launched a brand new website called PolitiChicks.TV which will be devoted entirely to Conservative politics, Conservative arts and entertainment and much more.

The stars of PolitiChicks.TV are four outspoken Conservative activists: Victoria Jackson, Ann-Marie Murrell, Jannique Stewart and Jennie Jones.

“I love Muslims, I just hate what they believe in.”

As we all know, Conservatives have few outlets in the media.

Bwahaha I love this. I also love Victoria Jackson grasping at relevance so much.

Wait, THE Victoria Jackson? From SNL and that Weird Al flick?

Yeah. In case you hadn’t heard, she’s turned bat shit insane.

Yep. She went nutso-born-again a while ago.

The reason they have few outlets in the media besides on the news channels is because they suck at making entertaining TV. What is this, the fourth or fifth attempt at a conservative humor show?

H.

I don’t think it is an intentionally humorous show.

In that case it might actually be funny.

One thing which shaped Jennie’s thinking at a young age was her family’s interaction with a man who had been imprisoned in a Russian concentration camp for eleven years.

“I learned firsthand at the age of eight what it was like to live without any freedom in a country darkened by the reign of communism,” Jennie says. “I was impressed by the importance of never taking freedom for granted and felt compelled to play my part in the war for freedom and against communist ideas in my own country.”

Can someone send her the definition of “firsthand?” Also, I don’t really think an 8-year-old is going to be lamenting “The horror . . . the horror.” like some mini-Kurtz because her Daddy had drinks with Comrade Incarcerated.

I talked with my grandfather quite a bit when I was that age. I don’t think that I now know firsthand what it was like to pilot a plane over the Himalayan mountains during WW2.

H.

Secondhand is the new firsthand.

That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever intentionally watched all the way through. It was hard to look away.

The PolitiChick in the leopard-print thing is kind of cute, though her job appears to be to stare into the middle-distance and occasionally nod vaguely.

Oh jesus christ.

There’s an episode 2 up already. The 'Chicks take up the hot topic of Obama’s birth certificate! Way to keep it au courant, Politichicks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xdk0Bt3EbXI

Ann-Marie is a former democrat who saw the light on 9/11.

“After seeing first-hand the depth of hatred our enemies have for America, I realized that everything I thought I knew about life and politics was completely backwards. Wrong. Stupid. Ignorant. Should I go on?” she says with a laugh. “Seriously, I’ve prayed for forgiveness at President Reagan’s graveside at the Reagan Library. More than once,” she adds.

Yeah, that’s… yeah.

Maybe next they can get all excited about Trump running for president.

Gross.

Are we sure that’s not just an SNL skit? Geez, Victoria Jackson is annoying.

Wait, wait, wait, wait - she was praying to…Ronald Reagan?

Yeah, Victoria Jackson was one of the loudest birthers. No surprise she won’t let it go.

There’s no way this was intended to be serious.