President Trump Optimism thread

Optimism? He’ll have to abandon Trump Tower now?

No, he’ll have to cut more useful programs from the budget to pay for more defense (all directed to his tower).

Meliana was about due for an upgrade to a newer model anyway.



The only optimism I can come up with is that Trump is so lazy and terrible that there’s a chance his incompetence will accidentally obstruct the Republicans from their goal of returning us to the Gilded Age.

Secret Service: “Huh Im just going to leave this briefcase full of passes, pins and plans here and oops Ive left the door open. I hope no one heard we’re all going to be calling in sick next Thursdaythekeysisunderthemat.”

The incompetence is a feature in the mind of the sociopath billionaires lurking behind the scenes, not a bug. They see government as inherently bad. Having an incompetent President will help destroy it, so that’s what they want. Sure, the nonstop fuckups will harm or kill millions of people, but anyone who matters is protected by their giant piles of money. So burn the rest of it down.

If you for a second doubt that we’re not in a second Gilded Age - that we haven’t indeed gone far past the Gilded Age - then read Jane Mayer in the New Yorker on Robert Mercer, the asshole billionaire who owns a big chunk of both Trump and Breitbart.. At the moment the US belongs to the Mercers. We just happen to live in it.

After defunding PBS, Roland Grump finnaly won

That looks a lot like Joe Pesci.

Performer: Joe Pesci

What, you think he’s a clown? He’s here to amuse you?

Lol, oops!

Dat ass

That image is photoshopped. Trump is fat-ish, but not that fat. Plenty of real stuff to point out.

He’s still obese

And he’s still one giant ass.

He prefers to think of it as Churchill-esque.